Random Thoughts-Myrtle Beach Edition

-I'm convinced that South Carolina is stuck in the 50's.  There's no way in the HELL I'd eat a pancake or a piece of bacon out of Tar Baby's Pancakes (pictured above). I rode by this and damn near went ballistic. I was on a bus with all white people so I couldn't flip all the way out...but this is ridiculous.  Every where I turned down there...plantation this (i.e. Plantation Pancake House, Plantation golf course), plantation that...even had a Mamy's kitchen. It seems like SC forgot that slavery was over or something....maybe they're waiting for it to come back like cooked crack. I made sure I had my freedom papers on my person in triplicate...I was on the lookout for a lynch mob the whole time.

-Fcuk casino boats...4-6 ft waves and a bad luck streak makes for a rough 5 hours on a boat.  $50 down in  a hour? No dice. The Big East Tournament was the only thing that made my aquatic excursion tolerable...until I remembered I couldn't bet on the games. Next time I'm taking my gambling talents to Vegas/Atlantic City.

-SC drivers: gonna need for y'all to learn how to drive. My life flashed before my eyes more times that I'd like for it to.

-Going to Myrtle Beach off season in the middle of the week is where it's at.  Low hotel rates and low traffic. The spring break crowd is never dull. Watching a drunk dude try to get money from an ATM in Spanish never gets old....and that happened when I was checking in.

-3 Krispy Kremes in like 3 blocks of the hotel wreaked havoc on my attempt at a diet.

-Speaking of sweets...It's Sugar @ Broadway At the Beach has the most delicious/expensive M&Ms on Earth. It's like the sneaker boutique of candy...spending on $6 on rare colors makes the M&Ms taste so much better. #NoPrecious

-Dub