The Ultimate Hustle

So I'm sure anyone that pays any attention to the innanets news has found out that Kim Kardashian has filed divorce from her DUMB ASS (I'll explain in a minute) husband Kris Humphries.  A whole 72 days of marriage bliss...more like marriage piss.  I didn't watch the show but apparently things were sour since...forever.  Hell his stupid ass didn't even know she was married before...how do you NOT know that about the woman you're about to marry?  You should know everything about her...her blood type...what color her eyes (SN-great thing about being a black guy that's in to black women...if our woman is mad and she closes her eyes and asks "What color are my eyes??!" we can always confidently say brown....and if her eyes are anything other than that (i.e. green, hazel) then that's not anything we'd easily forget)...what she had for lunch last Tuesday.  Cynics always say something like "I saw this coming"...I started to say that but I honestly can't say I saw it happening this fast.  I thought she would at least collect some over priced Christmas presents, do a Christmas special/fashion show, be on Dick Clark's New Year's Eve special, and then leave his ass around the 5th of January.  Boy was I wrong...she's given a new meaning to the term "whirlwind romance"...she takes it all the way home though.  She leaves everything fucked up like a tornado just ripped through.  She dated him, married, and divorced in LESS than a year (she met him last December)...ain't that a bitch?

But let's take a deeper look (no Ray J sex tape pun intended) into the hustler known as Kim Kardashian.  She dated this dude (was sure to make some side money off of being at the games of whatever team he play on this year), got him to buy her a $2 million engagement ring (he's a NBA player...remember there's a lockout going on right now), made like $18 million off of THEIR wedding, then was like "um...naw...I don't wanna do this anymore."  The kicker?  HE WAS ONE OF THE LAST PEOPLE TO FIND OUT...word is dude found out on TMZ yesterday morning.  That's some cold ass shit there..,.her pockets are lined with money and he's like "WUT???"  He should have never dated her attention/money loving ass to begin with.  Besides..I wouldn't want to marry a chick that's famous for having a sex tape with a dude that's not me.  You know that nightmare that guys have when they realize their woman has had sex with another dude...that porn that pops in their head that involve a dick that's not theirs? Well he lived the real life version of that...the trash talk he's going to hear this year is going to be epic.  Not like i expected her to be a saint...but I don't see how anyone can like her after this...that's just something a low down person does.  At least call the man and tell him the real before letting it be known.  Your publicists shouldn't know before your husband...but I guess that's the life in Hollywood.  I hope he hires some lawyers to get a lot of money...but wait...his ass signed a pre-nump...dumb ass.

I had fun with the #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage trending topic on Twitter...but this is a real one:  the NBA lockout (124 days and counting) has really lasted longer than their marriage. The "finding real love in a fake ass world" struggle is real.

-Dub