Sunday, October 17, 2010

Will the REAL NCSU Please Stand Up?

Two short letters:

Dear NC State Football team,
I know the name "Cardiac Pack" rhymes, but it's not good for the health of your fans.  For this alum's sake, please decide whether or not you're gonna be a solid team that plays solid defense and have a explosive offense or a team that loses leads late and take L's from teams you're better than.  You're cooperation in this matter will be greatly appreciated.

-Management

Dear ECU,
Fuck yo couch.  Yes I said it.

-Dub

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