America's favorite minstrel is back at it again. Flavor Flav, best known for his reality TV exploits, is expanding his ignant empire in to the realm of entrepreneurship and plans on starting fried chicken and alcohol franchises. Yes...you read correctly...fried chicken and alcohol. I've never been one to tell anyone how to spend their money (whether it's hard earned or not) but DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN bruh...fried chicken?? So you mean to tell me if I go to Uncle Flav's Chicken Hut (just came up with that name...only seems fitting) I can ONLY get fried chicken? Not even grilled?? C'mon son... you GOT to be kidding me! Flavor Flav's career arc has to be the most bizarre in the history of hip hop. He went from being the hype man for one of hip hop's most militant and anti (white) establishment groups in Public Enemy to being the mascot for every current stereotype of black men in 20+ years. Most people don't know him for "Fight The Power"...they know him for marrying that gargantuan white chick, having 3 seasons of a show when 20 gorgeous whores throw themselves at his crusty ass, just to be dumped in 3 months (they know the game though...they're just there to get there names and asses out there) and having a litter of kids. A black man that lusts after white women, has a bushel of hyper sexual women, and has multiple kids with multiple women, none of which he's married to...isn't that what America sees when they look at us? Well you can add "fried chicken entrepreneur" to that list when they refer to Flavor Flav. I guess you can't knock the hustle.
-Dub
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