When Keeping Up w/ The Kardashians Goes Wrong

This a video of Brian Pumper *pause*, the male porn star and aspiring *whack ass* rapper that did a scene with Montana Fishburne aka Laurence Fishburne's daughter, discussing her booty spots (haven't seen the tape but apparently she has some cheetah spots on her ass) and how he didn't exploit her.  Of course he didn't exploit her; all he did was screw her on camera so he can get his face more out there.  Montana, seeing Kim Kardashian (the only fine Kardashian IMO) rise to fame because of her sex tape with Ray J, thought she should follow suit.  I guess this is what the world has come to *no pun intended*, girls wanting to get screwed on camera so people can pay more attention to them.  She's definitely a member of Team LowSelfEsteem.  This is exactly why I am deathly afraid of having a daughter: if your daughter does porn, YOU HAVE FAILED AS A FATHER.  Sorry Morpheus, but the truth is the truth though.  The internet has been buzzing for a day or so about this...a female porn star, Lethal Lips, has a hilarious interview outing Brian as a punk on set (sidenote: it's always amused me to hear women in porn talk about how they're "going to work." We all know they're about to have some outrageous sex, do some raunchy stuff, and go home to their man LMAO).  What ever pays the bills...it is a recession.

-Dub