Innanets Buggage-Texts From Bennett

God bless the innanets.  While looking on Tumblr one day I came across this one page that made my MONTH. This guy has this wanna be gangsta cousin who has the funniest text messages in the history of all things cell phone related.  If I had an inbox filled with these classics I'd share them with the world too.  If you wanna read more here's a link to the Tumblr.  Funniest thing I've seen in a long time...let the buggage commence.

-Dub

What I'm Listening To: Sean Paul-Like Glue

Link to the video...the punk ass uploader disabled embedding

So last night I didn't go to bed until like 5am...usually it's behind not being able to turn off my iPod or get off YouTube.  Last night was one of those nights...I had like a mini dancehall session in my bed.  Sean Paul is a party reggae block legend (by reggae block I mean the same songs every DJ plays when they wanna go to the islands)...this man was the soundtrack to my high school grindage at the Sportsworld parties in Greenville (WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT THOSE SPORTSWORLD PARTIES???!).  From the track with DMX ("Top Shotta"...known by everyone as "Here Comes The Boom") to every damn single off his "Dutty Rock" album, this man's music evokes memories of music videos laden with thick, long legged Jamaican chicks with moves that would had a 15 year old Dub contemplating denouncing his American citizenship and move to Jamaica(SN: those dark skinned Jamaican women in those videos?? if I would have seen them in person when I was in high school I would have given them my whole McDonald's check...they were always my favorite).  Here's to Sean Paul...one of the only artists that can turn any social gathering to a danchall party.

-Dub